what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
(via tinaxxxsimone)
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life
(via madamjacqueline)
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me: i think birds are my favorite animal
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my friend: octopus
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me: ?
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my friend: octopuses are your favorite animal
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me: oh. right.
with django unchained starting to come out i just want to take a moment to remember one of my favourite photos of all time.
(via justicedefendorq)
my childhood.
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Drake: You calling me a liar?!
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Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
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Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
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Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
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Josh: I hope you go bald!
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Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
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Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
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#is this really the same guy that had the lead role in all those academy award-winning movies
Absolutely. Elijah fucking Wood, ladies and gents.
I’M CRYING
Elijah Wood… what’re you doing? Go home, you’re drunk.
He’s gonna be come cyborg Superman…
(Source: mcavoys, via martythehuman)
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
literally the best post i have ever reblogged
(Source: anthonypadilla, via gunmetalmario)
